farrrrk my mum just told me the funniest fucking thing! It just made my year!
I got home from work and she was like oh your cat took a shit in the bathroom (she does this sometimes! She seems to think she’s like the almighty God and she can do whatever the fuck she wants) and then my Mum was like and your Pop went in there and thought it was one of your loofahs or something and PICKED IT THE FUCK UP! OH MY FUCKING GOD, HE PICKED SHIT UP WITH HIS BARE HANDS BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA